I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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