Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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