Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Randomize
