i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Randomize
