so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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