Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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