Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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