And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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