I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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