we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Randomize
