I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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