what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize