Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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