Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
