like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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