Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
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