just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i just had sex bonerless
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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