i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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