Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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