I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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