She's JV to your varsity
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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