its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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