he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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