Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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