What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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