She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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