So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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