I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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