You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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