yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
it's not cheating when I paid for it
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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