loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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