you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
did you just send me my own nude
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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