i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
