Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
