Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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