a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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