So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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