You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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