At least make sure they are 18
Why
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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