I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
