Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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