Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Congratulations! We have a period
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