help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
porn star boner night. come get it.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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