But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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