That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Randomize