This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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