Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
There r osticjed everywhere
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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