ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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