I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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