Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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