if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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