shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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