Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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