Your tits are I can't wait for
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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