absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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