Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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